2. Double Fucker Meal $5.49

“The Double Fucker Meal is exactly the same as the Fucker Meal, but it has a second patty.”

Alice considered this deeply.

Oh Christ. Could she handle a second patty? Was she ready for a second patty? Even just the first one felt like a big enough responsibility.

The Liaison drummed his fingers on his side. “You’re going to have to choose eventually, you know.”

After some hemming and hawing, Alice decided that she could not handle a second patty.