6. Original Chicken Sandwich $4.49

The Liaison stroked his chin thoughtfully. “Chicken patty… mayo… a limp piece of lettuce that is there merely to reassure you that you are, in fact, eating something green. The sensitive woman’s choice.”

“I don’t know if I’m a sensitive woman,” Alice said.

“Well, you sure as hell are a whiner. So what is it?”

Alice did not want the Original Chicken Sandwich for Women.