8. Fish Sandwich, Lightly Jizzed On $5.49

Alice was already talking before the Liaison could even introduce it: “The what?”

“The…” He looked down, as if the script he was reading off of was directly underneath him. “Oh. Um, it’s what it sounds like.”

“Jizz? Jism?”

“Yes, that’s what that is.”

She grew even more worried. “Fish sandwich? With nut juice?”

“Don’t call it that!”

“Orgasm? Semen? Straight out of men’s balls?”

“You are actually making me feel sick. I am taking the fish sandwich away from you.”

And that was the end of the menu. They were going to have to move on to salads now.