1. Southwest Assless Chaps Booty–Slappin Salad $4.89
“We’re getting into salads now,” explained the Liaison.
Alice contemplated this. “Well, I don’t really do salad.”
“Yeah, and look at your insides.”
“Don’t do that!” she yelled, flustered.
With that, Alice decided that she did not want the Southwest Assless Chaps Booty–Slappin Salad.