Super Sloppy Bacon Cumgasm Salad $4.79

“That’s quite the name,” Alice said. She could feel her ears turning red.

“And it’s quite the salad!” The Liaison stared at her impatiently. “You want some or not?”

“Again, I’m really not into the whole salad thing. But…” She stopped to really think about it. “Maybe with bacon…”

“It’s got bacon! It’s even got sauce.”

“Wait…” She looked at the menu again. “What sauce?”

“Don’t ask me that again.”

Alice did not want the Super Sloppy Bacon Cumgasm Salad. She was quite terrified of it, actually.