Little Vegetarian Bitch Option $1.99

“And if you’re such a little bitch that you can’t even eat animal meat,” the Liaison began, “they have a little vegetarian bitch option just for you.”

“I do worry about eating animals,” Alice noted, recalling the last time she had a full curled-up-on-the-floor meltdown about battery cages. “But I don’t like vegetables either…”

“Is lettuce really a vegetable?” the Liaison countered. “It’s more like eating wet receipt paper.”

“You have a point, but that’s not convincing me to eat it.” Alice frowned.

So she did not want the Little Vegetarian Bitch Option. Which meant they were going to have to move on to the dollar menu.