2. “Soft Serve” with “Sauce” $1.20

At this point, his voice grew very quiet and very stiff: “This is a… soft serve… with… sauce.”

She raised one eyebrow, a skill which she had been obsessively training in the mirror for years for exactly this moment. “Wait a minute…”

“No!” He threw his hands up. “Don’t think about it! Don’t ask any questions! Just try it! Please!”

“No. Absolutely not.”

He fell down on his knees.