I didn't expect them to start getting violent, I think they're broken, I've been watching these fellows for the past 511 days and I really need to see a cat about a horse, if you know what I mean.

Why are you looking at me like that? ... Just five minutes while I be right back, I promise.

And what are you supposed to do? It's easy, just twiddle the knobs or something. Oh goodness of course I don't remember where the manual is, I've been here for ████ years.